- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Alchohol.

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