- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

My parents died!

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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