Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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