- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Microwave

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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