what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Charles Manson is innocent.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Your Mother

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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