Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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