A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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whats 69+2? 71

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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God

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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