Justin Bieber

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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anal seepage

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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whats 69+2? 71

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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