- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im cute hehehee

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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