- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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