What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Today is March 22.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Justin Bieber

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

anal seepage

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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