- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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