How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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