- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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