- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

i found waldo.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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