So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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