What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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