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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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