Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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I <3 Hitler

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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