- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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