- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

the midget went to the midget store

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

How do you make a car? You build it.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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