- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Today is March 22.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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