A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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mark is life

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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speech and debate.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What? Why?

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Poop!!

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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