why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Female rights.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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