Once upon a time, The end.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Not a joke.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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