Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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