- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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