- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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