- Anti Joke

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

what tall and looks like a jew?

If you're reading this, you can read.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.