- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

ecks! why zee?

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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