- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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