The WNBA

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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