What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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