Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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God

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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It's long!

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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