Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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