Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Robin, get in the car!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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