Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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SEX

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Anti Joke

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