What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Lewis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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