Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

kcuf read it backwards

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

ecks! why zee?

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

PENIS

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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