A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

I'm so full I could stop eating.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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