Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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