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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

The Female Orgasm

Smelly Indians.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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