raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Anti Joke

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