- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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