Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Robin, get in the car!

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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