I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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