What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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