Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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