yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

did you stub your toe?

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Where are you going Your house

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Anti Joke

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