- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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