What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

one morning i turned on my tv

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Charles Manson is innocent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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