What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Your face

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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