- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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