- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

a black guy walks into a black bar

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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