- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Ken wins!

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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