- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Racial Equality

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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