- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Buzi vagy!

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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