HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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potatoes

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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