- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Charles Manson is innocent.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

women's rights, lol

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

this is stupid .... yep

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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