- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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