Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

a woman votes!

Where's my tractor?

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

HURT

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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