What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

An irish man walks out of a bar

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Cool Brian

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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