Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Charles Manson is innocent.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

women's rights, lol

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

this is stupid .... yep

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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