- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Carrot fingers

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

The government

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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