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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

a woman votes!

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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