- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's your guys names?

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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