- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

one morning i turned on my tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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