A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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