- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A gay man watches football.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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