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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

my mind's eye?

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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