Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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69

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Black...

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Jake. Walsh.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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what did the farmer do? plant

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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