- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Turkeys are obese

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Jeff

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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