A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Buzi vagy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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