- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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