oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

This is an anti-joke.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

I regret everything.....

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

why did the man die? he had cancer

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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