Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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