- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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