Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

My three children are three big mistakes.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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