Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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