a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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