Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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women's rights, lol

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Guess what? The Game.

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