what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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