- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Woman rights.

V I T A M I N C !

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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