- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Bags of delicious poop.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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