Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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