- Anti Joke

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Racial equality.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE