- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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