- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

homosexuals are gay

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