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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Racial equality.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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