A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I am dyslexic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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