What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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PENIS

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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ecks! why zee?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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