- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Women's rights

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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