Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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