- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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