A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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