Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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HEY YOU!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Women's rights.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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