- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A black man walks Into a bar.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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