- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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