- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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