Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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