Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Obama.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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