- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

im a dragon, no im not

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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