- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

whats 69+2? 71

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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