why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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