"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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