So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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