- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Your mom is so fat...

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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