- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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