- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

School

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

The black man leaves the strip club.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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